"Hey mate, what you doing?"
The question was pretty valid
"Well, I am waiting for her to make a move"
The answer was rather unique........
and so.....the conversation was to continue.
"Her to make a move? Does she even know she has to make one?"
"Yes, she knows because I made my move and she is pondering upon her's"
“Well, I do presume your have made your stance clear and I also feel that thy have taken counter-measures or should I say back up contingency plans in case her move is rather too aggressive”
“Counter measures? Why should I, all I did was just express what I had”
“Hmmm, okay, I just thought I would let you have a statutory warning”
“Statutory warning? Look here mate! She is not some carcinogen agent and neither am I a terminally ill guy!!”
“I am yet to know if she is one of them carcinogenic agent but do you not think that you have imbibed yourself into a terminally ill condition”
“Woah! Woah! I know where you are getting to!! You, your philosophy shit and that excessive baggage of love sickness or love kills theorems and case studies!!”
“Okay! You are definitely having a bout of that terminal illness as we speak”
“Screw you man, I do not have time to waste over you”
“Fine, I will change subjects, what is her cup size?”
“Oh man! You are sick!”
“You do not know her cup size and yet you made a move”
“I know her size but why should I tell you”
“Well, I being a humanitarian might as well one day buy her a suave leather thong”
“What the fuck? What does a thong have to do with being humanitarian?”
“Oh that’s simple, we humanitarians touch people’s heart with our deeds and in her case, the best way I can touch her heart is giving her a thong. After all I will be honored to try it on her”
“You dweeb! The nerve of you to pop up and spill out such comments”
“Thank you! I am much obliged”
“You better get your running shoes on man!”
“Ah! I do presume that you have threatened me”
“Not threatened instead I have chosen that last nail that is to be driven in your coffin”
“Ah! Mighty neighborly of you, can you make the whole box of nails for my coffin”
“That’s it!! Off you go”
“Oh boy! Love sick morons! All they know is to drool and then explode. Go await her move, I will be around”
“Yeah, sure what will you do being around?”
“Well, get a hard on obviously!!”
And then I turned around to the mirror, we were now face to face and then I realized there was a wily old snigger.
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