A Table for Two, Please

It was never easy you know, between me and her. We just took it to each other whatever it may be. We ensured that we threw the kitchen sink at each other every now and then. Though many or should I say almost all of them around us never knew there was something between but the very few who knew, knew everything. They used to call upon their Gods and ask on how on earth (even on Heaven and Hell) did me and her hook up. No offence though but I did have a gut feeling that she was little messed up in the head, after all she was always in the impression that I was a little too crazy for her liking. I just could not believe it! She thought I was crazy. A far as I remember the craziest thing I ever did was, arguing with my Hobbes about him getting to close for comfort with her. That was the craziest thing I ever did, I wish I had not done that for now Hobbes has a huge liking for her. Felines and females, you just cannot trust either of them.

Tonight she went off to the supermarket to by herself some sanitary napkins while there I was staring at the fridge realizing there was nothing for dinner and that I was broke. At least she could have asked me if I wanted her to get dinner for me. The nerve of that female, she comes back from the store with her napkins while munching on a burger. I just hate her. When I asked why she did not ask me if I wanted dinner, she said that I was the one who took her out for dinner on our first date, which eventually led to this mess between us and so she thought that she will not ask me about dinner. I agree it is a mess between us but why the hell did she accept my dinner date in the first place. I wanted to ask her that but then I will be listening to one of them running commentaries that you hear during race day. Anyways, here I am broke, hungry and totally disgruntled. Tomorrow I am going to borrow some money and then I will show her who is boss and buy her double cheese burger and an extra large milkshake. That will show her that I am more humane than her. Yes, I know I should let her stare and drool while I eat that double cheese burger and extra large milkshake but then I just cannot do that because I Love Her, sigh!

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At times I wonder how relationships blossom, grow and beatify life for all I am experiencing in this relationship is the exuberant feel of staring at a blank white wall for a mere 24 hours a day. I just thank my stars that many or should I say almost all of them around does not know this thing between us. For if they did know about us, we would have been the joke of the millennium. He is says I am a lunatic, can you believe it! Me a lunatic! I have been the most humble and sane female he can get in his life, well I do agree that I enact Luciano Pavarotti’s Nessun dorma while I bath but then that is only 1 hour or so in the 24 hours of a day. Guys and Vodka, all they do is make you throw up.

With this all said and done, today he slept like a bear till afternoon while I went for work. Then he emptied whatever was left in the fridge for us to muster up for the next two days and goes back to sleep. I am sure he was still in is hangover from last night but so was I. I somehow managed to get up and reach for work. Now, I am so very thankful I showed up at work, Cristie and Jake did not show and I was the only waiter/waitress of the cafeteria today. The work was double but in the end most of our regular customers gave me an extra tip on seeing me work and my boss gave me a double pay for the day. I was so very happy and wanted to share the day with him and buy that new set of batteries for his camera but when I get home, I find the fridge totally empty and he had wasted most what he had taken out of the fridge. I just could not take! I got out to the supermarket and went did my shopping and on the way back I took dinner. I guess he did not like the fact that I was munching on a burger as I came in. I did feel sorry for him but I was just not in a mood for generosity today. I just cannot wait till tomorrow when he will go around asking for money and then finally end up with a few dollars, but then he will splurge it all to show off that he can buy a dinner better than me. I guess I will save his battery money for dinner for day after. After all the mess we end up in I will have to buy for him dinner for there is something charming in him. I Love Him, sigh!