On the Rocks

SCENE 1

Location: Right hand side table. Blue spot light. 2 bean bags.

Characters: Him and the other Him

Props: Bacardi, Apple Juice, Ice, Davidoff Cigarettes and Pringles

Lights, Glasses and Action

Shot 1: Bacardi, Apple juice, Ice and Davidoff

Him: Once you are put up in a desert, the phrase “Making hay while the sun shines” is quiet effective

Other Him: So it be

Shot 2: Bacardi, Apple Juice and Ice

Him: I have a weird feeling that I am turning gay.

Other Him: That explains the reasons for you recent comments on my body structure.

Shot 3: Bacardi and Ice. Forgot the apple Juice

Him: Do you think life actually sucks in this desert project?

Other Him: By the look on the bartender’s face. It sure does.

Shot 4: Bacardi and Davidoff. Forgot the ice. Apple juice spilled on the table.

Him: Gins doesn’t taste the same anymore

Other Him: Bacardi is a gin?

Shot 5: Bacardi. Ice neglected. Apple Juice refilled but not used

Him: sigh! I am so blue.

Other Him: Yeah! The spot light sucks

Shot 6: Apple juice and Pringles. Bacardi missed. Ice Neglected

Him: What is wrong with the world, people wants to kill each other

Other Him: I stand for the notion, to kill is to solve.

Shot 7: Bacardi, melted Ice a.k.a cold water, Davidoff. Apple juice loaned to other table. Pringles missing

Him: I am drunk

Other Him: I am broke

Shot 8: Never occurred. Bacardi leftover. Davidoff pocketed. Apple Juice unfound.

Exit Location. Lights outs. Props Ignored.

SCENE 2

Location: Villa roof top.

Characters: Superman?

Props: Green Chaadi

Shot 1: Superman attempts to take off.

Shot 2: Taada!!

Shot 3: Green Chaadi acting with the force of gravity

Shot 4: Ouch!!